Adult Art Formula

I'm not sure when it happened or how. There was once a time when things weren't like this, when what I would now consider juvenile was once a prideful display. Maybe when I hit 30, or when I moved in with the girl, or had a change of environment and better finances. Regardless of the cause the effect is still the same... I've officially upgraded to having wall art of the adult variety.

What I mean by adult I suppose is entirely subjective and perhaps then it is still a misnomer. Where once there stood street signs is now a painting of a Spanish village. The section of wall dedicated to Nirvana and Radiohead posters is now for a staggered illustrated trio of musical instruments.

There must be some sort of correlation or formula at work here and I figure it must go something like the following.

(Age + Experience) (Significant Other)
______________________________ = Total number of picture hangers.

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